Sams impression of a crab
i cant stop laughing cause espeon and umbreon are all majestic and psychicing shit up but fuckin vaporeon comes along and its like BLARGARGLAGRGAARLRARLURAH
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This made me so sad
These commercials would be so much better if they left them in.
How cute is that.
The Legend of Korra
└ Book Two: Spirits [x]
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
"Has Neville never told you why he has been brought up by his grandmother? His father, Frank, was an Auror just like Professor Moody. He and his wife were tortured for information about Voldemort’s whereabouts after he lost his powers, as you heard." "So they’re dead?" said Harry quietly. “No,” said Dumbledore, his voice full of a bitterness Harry had never heard there before. “They are insane. They are both in St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries. I believe Neville visits them, with his grandmother, during the holidays. They do not recognize him.”
The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”
that girl you just called fat? she sucked so much dick last night. stomach full of dick. so much cock. that boy you just laughed at for wearing glasses? got sperm in this eye. lost all his sight. loves sucking dick. got so much dick. that girl you just laughed at in the wheelchair? she fucked your man so hard. left her paralyzed. vagina broke.
Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
I hid all my roommates shoes in the bathroom and he had to go to class barefoot so now he’s really angry at me and he says he’s gonna get revenge
this has gone too far
I guess you could say, revenge is sweet
NOO THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR CLEVER PUNS NO
You could have just shot me in the face but no you had to fucking tear out my heart and soul instead thanks for being so god damn HUMANE TUMBLR WHY YOU DO THIS
This is awesome.
MORE ALL FITNESS PEOPLE BE LIKE THIS?!
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